REDBARRON
03-28-2009, 01:24 PM
A gorilla is walking through the undergrowth and as he parts the bushes by the watering hole he sees a lion taking a drink of water with his butt sticking up in the air.
The gorilla thinks to himself that it would be really
funny if he snuck up behind this "King of the Jungle"
and slipped him the ol' Liberace. So the gorilla sneaks up
on his tiptoes behind the lion, grabs him by the hips, and
starts fucking him up his ass as hard as he can.
Then he pulls out and runs away, laughing his head off.
He thinks it's the funniest thing he's ever done in his
life, fucking the "King of the Jungle" up the ass.
The lion is pissed. "Rrroooooaarrrrr!!!!" he says, and
runs after the gorilla.
Now, the gorilla can't run very fast, and the lion keeps
getting closer and closer, so the gorilla ducks into an empty
safari camp, puts on a set of safari clothes with the pith
helmet and everything, picks up a paper, sits down with
the paper held up in front of his face, and makes like he's
reading it.
Just then, the lion walks in. "Rrrrrooooaaarrrr!!!!!!"
he says. "Did you just see a big gorilla run through here?"
The gorilla starts shaking under the paper. "Uh, you
mean the one that just f-fucked the lion up the ass?" he
stutters.
The lion sits up with a start and says, "Jesus! It's in
the paper already!?":biggrin:
The gorilla thinks to himself that it would be really
funny if he snuck up behind this "King of the Jungle"
and slipped him the ol' Liberace. So the gorilla sneaks up
on his tiptoes behind the lion, grabs him by the hips, and
starts fucking him up his ass as hard as he can.
Then he pulls out and runs away, laughing his head off.
He thinks it's the funniest thing he's ever done in his
life, fucking the "King of the Jungle" up the ass.
The lion is pissed. "Rrroooooaarrrrr!!!!" he says, and
runs after the gorilla.
Now, the gorilla can't run very fast, and the lion keeps
getting closer and closer, so the gorilla ducks into an empty
safari camp, puts on a set of safari clothes with the pith
helmet and everything, picks up a paper, sits down with
the paper held up in front of his face, and makes like he's
reading it.
Just then, the lion walks in. "Rrrrrooooaaarrrr!!!!!!"
he says. "Did you just see a big gorilla run through here?"
The gorilla starts shaking under the paper. "Uh, you
mean the one that just f-fucked the lion up the ass?" he
stutters.
The lion sits up with a start and says, "Jesus! It's in
the paper already!?":biggrin: