domingo
07-23-2006, 04:20 AM
I got this one off a football message board. It's a paste job because I can't be arsed to type it out.:p
Probably an oldie, but....
A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were loose and flapping.
Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept secret, and the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anaesthesia after surgery, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed.
Outraged, she immediately called the doctor. "I thought I told you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him.
"I felt sad because you went through all this by yourself."
"The second rose was from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"Oh, that rose is from the man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears"
Probably an oldie, but....
A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were loose and flapping.
Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept secret, and the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anaesthesia after surgery, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed.
Outraged, she immediately called the doctor. "I thought I told you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him.
"I felt sad because you went through all this by yourself."
"The second rose was from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"Oh, that rose is from the man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears"