Ethel

[Rabbit1]

>Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge
around
>the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to
maximum
>speed on the long corridors.
>
>Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other
>residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in.
>
>One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and
Kooky
>Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!," he shouted in
a
>firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished
around in
>her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him.
"OK" he
>said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
>
>As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold
popped
>out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of
insurance?"
>Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up
to
>him. Harold nodded and said "On your way, Ma'am." As Ethel neared the
>final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, Butt- Naked,
and
>holding
>his "You-Know- What" in his hand.
>
>"Oh, good grief," yelled Ethel, "Not that Damn Breathalyzer Test
again.!!!"
>
>( NOW I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE, THAT'S FUNNY!)