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[peter81965]

Gentlemen,
Just a short story about a friend of mine. The guy in question is a Rugby footballer and he is six foot ten in height! Quite a giant. Obviously, with his conspicuous height he is used to people making all sorts of wisecracks wherever he goes, and I have to say he doesn’t seem to tire of coming back with his own, more original one liners.
Here’s the best example yet, though.
One time we were in the bar of a hotel when this rather seedy looking lady of about fifty comes on to us, and eyeing up my friend she says ‘my, you’re a big boy, aren’t you?’ and then , looking at his trouser front she drawled ‘is everything in proportion?’
And he replied, ‘darling, I’m six feet ten, but I’m sorry to say that not everything is in proportion. If it was I’d be seven foot four…’
You should have seen her face.
:eek:

[inkokomo]

Inkokomo - One more and you are outta here! Got it!?

[peter81965]

Winger.
sadly I didn't get the chance to read the message above before you edited it, but i'm guessing this is the result of my attack on her posting the almost brand new 'monsters of cock pics'. what pissed me off about that was the flagrant abuse of 'our' site ( i know that strictly speaking its Tiger's site , but i feel that we as members have a responsibility for maintaining the integrity of the site) to post material that just didn't belong here.
by the way i recieved a couple of very unpleasant PM's off the former member inkokomo, i'll send you copies if you like. apparently i feel threatened by big cocks, which doesn't really explain why, as a straight male, i'm a huge John Holmes fan.
there we are.
best wishes,
Peter.

[winger]

Peter,
He is gone but is continuing to create new user names and sending me PM's. I delete them and ban his new names as they come up. We also made it impossible for him to post on a thread without our (the mods) being able to view it first, so you guys dont have to worry about this bizaare knucklehead any longer....
Dont need to see his messages to you, got plenty of them myself, thankyou.

[peter81965]

good work , Winger and Co.
i expect to get some flak off this person's alter egos as well.
what an asshole, coming in here and fucking with our site!

[peter81965]

Inkokomo - One more and you are outta here! Got it!?
So what was the offending comment, Winger?

[winger]

Quite frankly I dont remember, just obscenities.

[peter81965]

damn! no gems of wit?

[codsack]

I've heard that story from lots of different people over the years.

[domingo]

The old ones are always the best ones. I won't mention the one about the guy in the Batman outfit. I'm sure you've all heard it before. :)

[peter81965]

hey! that was me in that closet!