kevin
10-10-2007, 02:56 AM
1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the term "died in the arse"
2. What is a bloody little beauty?
3.Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. if they are travelling at 100kph while listening to Farnsey, Barnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash?
4. "I've had a gutfull and couldn't be stuffed" Discuss
5. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard "up on blocks"? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl?
6. Do you have an aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke?
7.When you go to a bring-your-own-meat barbie, can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?
8. Explain the following passage: "In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie - some bevies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the prezzies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of a biffo"
9. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b" is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?
10. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an esky or a pair of ugg boots?
11. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool?
12. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a wobbly; chuck a U-ey?
In response to the Australian Governments new citizenship test - some wag has come up with something far more appropriate :rolleyes:
2. What is a bloody little beauty?
3.Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. if they are travelling at 100kph while listening to Farnsey, Barnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash?
4. "I've had a gutfull and couldn't be stuffed" Discuss
5. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard "up on blocks"? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl?
6. Do you have an aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke?
7.When you go to a bring-your-own-meat barbie, can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?
8. Explain the following passage: "In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie - some bevies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the prezzies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of a biffo"
9. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b" is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?
10. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an esky or a pair of ugg boots?
11. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool?
12. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a wobbly; chuck a U-ey?
In response to the Australian Governments new citizenship test - some wag has come up with something far more appropriate :rolleyes: