Yesterday's News Tomorrow !

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From AP...

A woman in Washington state whose husband was leaving her decided to get back at him by rewiring his power tools to deliver a powerful electric shock when he used them. She was arrested after he was knocked to the ground while using a 220-volt table saw. :eek:

Canada's second oldest magazine, The Beaver, which chronicles Canada's past, has been renamed Canada's History after 90 years of publication because its title kept getting caught in on-line porn filters. A dam shame if you ask me. :tongue:

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Julia Lack, 36, of Sheboygan, WI, was sentenced to six months in jail for shoplifting. When cops went to her home, a drunken Lack stripped to her undies and told them they couldn't arrest her as she was naked.

What she obviously Lacks in brains, she makes up for in imagination

Rather reminds me of the Blugblatter Beast in "Hitchhiker". If attacked by it, one should close one's eyes. A supremely logical creature, it would decide if you couldn't see it, it couldn't see you and would seek another victim.

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The owner of several rental properties hired his live-in girlfriend to manage them. Her duties included finding furniture, overseeing repairs and running his home. The Tax Court let him deduct $2,500 of the $9,000 he paid her. The disallowed portion was for "nondeductible personal services". :biggrin:

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El presidente of Argentina has some advice - ditch the "male performance" stuff and stop by the deli for some pulled pork sandwiches. Christina Fernandez said that she was thrilled to have a randy weekend with her husband recently and credits the barbequed pork they were eating. "It's a lot nicer to eat grilled pork," she said. Hello, Sarah Palin, Argentina needs a sane female president.

Preacher Fred Arnfield of South Carolina was charged with soliciting prostitution when he talked 40-year old Melinda Ann Robinson aka "Truck Stop" from her usual fee of $10 to $5. Christ, the proverbial ten dollar hooker and she's called "Truck Stop" - sounds like a walking social disease.

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Don't think Sarah needs any help yet in that department. (I'd love to hear the Governor talk dirty)

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A ten buck hooker called "Truck Stop?" Not with someone else's dick.